Feel free to drop me a line anytime. Wherever I happen to be at the moment may not have the connectivity I need to respond to you right then, but I make a point of checking my messages at least once a day.
If you haven’t heard back from me within a couple of days, I’m probably being held against my will by some form-filing bureaucrat who could use more excitement in his life, and I’m sure he’d love hear you. Call him. Frequently. Middle of the night, if possible.
That, or I’ve been abducted by aliens. The truth really is out there. Go look for it…
In either case, the anal probes start precisely at 4:20 p.m. every day but Tuesday and alternating Saturdays through the month of March. That’s what I heard, anyway. From a pretty reliable source, I think. Regardless, I imagine it being kind of difficult to deal with any sort of correspondence right then. I would tend to think so, at least. Who knows? Maybe a good probing might improve my writing.
Until I’ve tested that theory, please be patient. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.
And thanks for reading Outlaw Authorz!